Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
To kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
Today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
To kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work.
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
And help me to remember…
When I am having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and
Only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen
